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DNF. Did not finish; don’t want to finish. 🙅♂️
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A hollow relic. ⭕
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A double dose of nonsense. ❗❗ SPOILER ALERT
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Equal parts cringe and closure. 😬😌
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Anti-worldbuilding. 🐜
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Concept vs execution. 💭✍️
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What even is this?! 😕
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An unknown x-factor. ✖️
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A missed opportunity. 🕷️
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Borderline unreadable. 🗣️😵
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The 7 Habits of Common Sense. 7️⃣🤦♂️
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Enjoyable but lacking. 🔍
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A simulation of a good idea 🎮💡
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Brennan's self-aggrandizing defense.
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A near-perfect finale 🎖️👍
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Epically empty 🦖⚔️
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Enjoyable, but massively flawed. ⭕
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The Drinker Recommends... 🥃👍
We’re running the full gamut.
Whether produced by Marvel or retroactively canonized, this countdown includes every theatrical film, as well as every short, special presentation, and show across Disney+, Netflix, Hulu, ABC, and Freeform.